As I was doing cleaning-mail when I read an email that my father had sent me ... and I've been laughing so hard that I wanted to share with vosotr @ s! not only for the good time you are going to happen, but how younger generations are becoming less educated ... so to see if we tod @ s do something decent ... Meanwhile, reality check! a besooo!
CULTURE
VAN AS THINGS, THIS IS A TEST FOR 10 IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
This e-mail has been written by a English high school teacherto
consists of a series of examination questions and the answers of the students. BEST OF ALL, THE TEACHER'S COMMENTS (highlighted in red)
| - How many continents are there? - About 150, although I have not been at all. I know Majadahonda and Alcobendas. Anyway, now called Carrefour. (Phew) - What types of cattle are there? - Sheep, cattle and guarrino (S &; Iacute;, and cerdino and puerquino ...) - What lung capacity is half man? - About five thousand liters. (This must be a relative of the wolf blew down the houses of the Three Little Pigs) Who founded Athens? - Athens was founded by Cesar eighth to taste. (Cágate, parrot ...) - Potter: - who is a bluff. (Lamplighter: The thing that makess mud, or something baroque)
- Marsupials: - Animals are the tits in a bag. (These marsupials are approximately degenerate) - Man with many women. -Poligono (5 women Pentagon, hexagon 6 ... and so on) - Discuss some of the May 2: - ; In what year?. (there, hesitating, you know them all from 1576 & hellip;) - Stamp Collectors: - Syphilitic. (To know where to put their stamps are very depraved) - Ave Caesar, Morituri te salutant: - Cesar birds died from poor health. (These gladiators ... and I said something that seemed Saras) - Cogito, ergo sum: - I took his thing. (And how had it?) - Ecosystems: - The tundra and bagpipes. (Do not forget the castanets)
- Dairy products: - Rice pudding. (Derived from rice, milk rice) - Subject of the sentence (elliptical): - Epileptic. (and the pronoun had Parkinson) - Greek art: - They made jugs. (Centuries of Art summarized in a brilliant phrase) - form the Benelux Countries: - Belgium, Luxembourg and Neanderthal. (Man, the Dutch have apes face but not much) - international organizations Quote: - The OJE, "Boyes Chaos", USA, USS and UNI Police a, firefighters, lifeguards and Red Cross, the ITT and the Mexico Olympics, FIFA, UEFA, U.S., NASA and the USSR. (The "Boyes Chaos" is that they are universal) - Pediatrician: - Medical feet. (Believing life were pedophiles and not pediatricians)
- Work and Energy: - Work is if we take a chair and put it elsewhere, is when the chair power standing alone. (And strength is when you break the chair) - Quevedo: - was lame, but one foot. (Phew, thank goodness we have it clarified) - A worm that is not the earthworm: - The worm of the sea. (if it is put to egg) - a marsupial: - the chimpanzee. (Yes, but not everyone, only those who wear the boobs in a bag) - The Inner Ear: - Consists of utricle and Dracula . (against ignorance ... imagination) - Do you know a plant withoutflowers? - I know. (and how to ask a question me again I'll break your face) - Molluscs: - Those animals you see in bars, such as crab. (And the squid, which grow in sandwiches) - Example of a reptile: - The Snake "slut" (If that dress like sluts ) - monotremes: - are mammals of human form, and are the mOnos. (To be clear) |
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| - Reptiles: - are animals that are dissolved in water. Spain dangerous reptile is the alligator. (next to my house there is a crocodile pond with deck. Plagaditos we are in Spain, hey. And it is true, the bastards are dissolved as aspirin) - Volcanoes: - In Mallorca is the Teide. Sea water solidifies and out thecrater. (Yes, that which is next to the Pyrenees. Salen even octopus in flares) - Earthquakes: - are sudden movements that people swallow. (I'd like to meet down the street with a sudden movement of those) - Arteries: - These are flexible plastic tubes. (I already was born with a pacemaker and all)
- Muhammad: - Born in Mecca after five years. (You can not imagine how badly his mother went to give birth, often stubborn teníaa 5 years) - Fossils: - They are very old gentlemen ... ( In an excavation found a beret solidified grandfather) - are animals that are drawn from major museums, such as Madrid. (If you plant a fossil and grow in anysite) - What is an encyclical? - An iron ship floating in the sea. (It's like the Popemobile, but by boat) - Polar Animals: - Son Ursa Major and Ursa Minor. (Do not forget the constellation of Orion, often bicharraco) - The Sixth Commandment: - No fornicarása thy father and thy mother. (Go with the Church, always bitter to the gment) -A painting by Velázquez: - The Triplets (!)
- Minerals : - animals are dead. (True, or move or anything, these animals are bored ...) - What is the hypotenuse?: - What is between two rednecks. (Yes, between the cenutrio and Linnet) - Where was Jesus baptized?: - In Rio de Janeiro. (With Ronaldinho and Romario, petite party stuck) - Napoleon - is buried in "Paralyzed", in Paris. (Must be at hand that was silly) - Geography: - In Holland, four people, one is a cow. (listed cows to social security are veryadvanced) - Religion: - Cain killed Abel with a donkey's gizzard. (It cost him, but eventually got it)
- The cerebellum: - is the result of the brain. (How best is it in juice) - Felipe II: - Born in Valladolid proxy. (Not to say noses) - Who invented the lightning rod?: - Frankenstein. (Fact and Fiction What's the difference?) - Insects: - Malaria is caused by the fly "SS." (Damn flies Nazis) - What does leukocyte? - As its name suggests Leu animal means, and Cocito, small. (Obviously, you have to be stupid not to realize) CHTMLXC - Parts of tree: - Belly, waist and nipple. (The nipple is a vital organ for humans) - Amphibians: - In the frog eggs hatch into larvae called sperm. (Mmmmh, sperm in ponds ... interesting)
- Who was Hannibal? - It was a head cartilage. (!) - The cMexico onquista: - was performed by two Extremadura: Menéndez y Pelayo. (Would not Ortega y Gasset?)
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